A comedy of errors

2021.11.29 08:26 fight_milk38 A comedy of errors

< Be me, Sindri, human fighter hiding in a tavern from zombies with the rest of my party, lumberjack and his family.
< Lumberjack's kid starts to cry, could lure zombies to our hiding spot.
< Be Darius, also human fighter. Decides punching the kid to knock him out is the best option.
< Party discusses that this is a terrible idea, he takes a swing anyway.
< I intervene, striking Darius on the jaw and again reminding him that attacking a kid in front of his dad is a stupid move.
< Darius attacks me back for 9 damage. I leave it there because I'm not an idiot. DM makes us both roll stealth checks with disadvantage, we fail and zombies invade bar.
< Darius does a history check for a hidden weapon in the bar, succeeds and recalls the previous owner stashed a crossbow.
< Spends 3 turns checking behind the bar as he thinks it'll be somewhere easily accessible meanwhile we're all fighting zombies.
< Exasperated DM guides him towards the fireplace as Darius kept checking the bar. Did I mention he's the current owner of the tavern and would know it's not behind the bar?
< Darius attempts to put out fire with feet, fails and takes 6 damage.
< Meanwhile rest of the party is fighting zombies and it's looking bad.
< Darius fetches bucket of water from the bar to put out fire, throws water and misses.
< Cleric nukes rest of the zombies saving us
< Fire literally gives up and goes out, Darius retrieves his crossbow from hidden cavity in the fireplace as the last zombie lays dead.
< Crossbow is motherfucking broken.
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2021.11.29 08:26 nf_highlights Kevin Love 7 REB: All Possessions (2021-11-27)

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2021.11.29 08:26 floodlar-com BELGESEL KÖŞEMİZDE BU HAFTA CANLILAR ALEMİNİN EN BÜYÜK YAVŞAĞI OLAN ERKEK TAVUSKUŞUNU İNCELEYECEĞİZ.

BELGESEL KÖŞEMİZDE BU HAFTA CANLILAR ALEMİNİN EN BÜYÜK YAVŞAĞI OLAN ERKEK TAVUSKUŞUNU İNCELEYECEĞİZ.
Ya sorarım size, bir yaratık sırf dikkat çekip sikişebilmek için böyle bir kuyruk evrimleştirir mi? Azıcık gururu olan bir canlı sırf am uğruna na böyle kalemin götüne takılan pofpoflu kırtasiye malzemesi gibi dolaşır mı? Bu ne karaktersizliktir? Bu ne am merkezli evren modelidir?
Şimdi bir de şu tavuskuşunun dişisine bakın. Ne gördünüz? DÜMDÜZ KUŞ AMINA KODUMUN KARISI YA. BİLDİĞİN TAVUK AMINA KOYİM. ULAN İNSAN BARİ ŞU ERKEKLERE AYIP OLMASIN DİYE GÖTÜNDEN İKİ GÖZ KUYRUK ÇIKARTIR. AMA YOK, ONA BİLE TENEZZÜL ETMEMİŞ HASPAM. Allah aşkına şu çirkinliğe bak, elinde simitin son lokması olsa veresin gelmez, lan ben bunu yiyim ya o kadar para verdik diye kuruş hesabı yaparsın, öyle çirkin çünkü. Ama benim gerizekalı erkek tavuskuşu kardeşim şu meymenetsiz tavuk uğruna kendini heder edip götünde Seyfi Dursunoğlu'nun sahne kıyafetiyle ortalıkta dolaşıyor.
Allah aşkına toplanıp bir erkek tavuskuşu dövelim ya. Ne bileyim dövmesek bile tespihle kafasına vurup "kardeş bir daha geçme buradan sikerim avradını" diye gözdağı verelim. Nolur iki fiske vuralım şu orospu çocuğuna çok sinirlendim.
Evet, bir belgesel köşemizin daha sonuna geldik. Haftaya hayvanlar aleminin bir başka şerefsizi olan erkek cennetkuşuna "birader iki dakika efendi ol ya, ne o hareketler öyle" şeklinde sitem edeceğiz. Esen kalın.
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2021.11.29 08:26 Neroke2016 You Just Get Stronger

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A little late in posting this up. This is in response to Reddit shutting down most of the MGTOW sites on its website. Not that this in any real way got any man that's already taken The Red Pill to go back
I think this best sums it up in regards to Social Media. You're not really shutting anyone up when you censor them. This especially applies to a decentralized group that's not a movement so shutting down MGTOW sites has very little effect
Try telling Reddit that though
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